Southern California Winter 2026–27

EL NIÑO
IS COMING

Southern California's forecast calls for
rain, wind, flooding...
and a 100% chance you're going to want pizza.

Meet The El Niño Pizza El Niño Survival Center
Presented irresponsibly by
Mama Roscoe's Pizzeria.
Weather information
presented responsibly.
The El Niño Pizza at Mama Roscoe's
THE

EL NIÑO
PIZZA

A STORM OF FLAVOR HAS MADE LANDFALL.
🌶️ Roasted Red Peppers
🍍 Pineapple
🧅 Roasted Red Onion
🌶️ Jalapeño
🥩 Savory Sausage
🔥 Red Pepper Flakes
SWEET. SPICY. SAVORY. A LITTLE UNPREDICTABLE.
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El Niño Survival Guide

DON'T PANIC. PREPARE. THEN ORDER PIZZA.

Before
The Rain

⌂

Clean gutters and drains, inspect roofs, trim vegetation, know where water collects.

When The
Rain Starts

☔

Watch alerts. Charge phones. Avoid unnecessary travel.

Flooding

🚗

NEVER drive through floodwater.
Turn around, don't drown.

Power
Outages

🔦

Flashlights, batteries, radio, food, water, medications.

Coastal
Areas

🌊

High surf, erosion and coastal flooding. Stay informed.

Pizza
Emergency

🍕

Symptoms include hunger, indecision and excessive cravings.
Recommended treatment: Mama Roscoe's.

EL NIÑO HISTORY
REMEMBER THESE?

1982–83
1997–98
2015–16
2026–27 – ???
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WEATHER INFORMATION: Use official NWS / NOAA alerts for emergency decisions. This site mixes real preparedness information with satire and pizza marketing.